Grandstanding

To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.

"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "

by HCGATOR07 December 3, 2009

grandstand

a place to sit at a big rodeo. often full of drunken buckle bunnies lookin for a good time, and dirty old men who love looking at my tight cowgirl ass. grandstands are probably found in other sports as well.

the drugstore cowboy and buckle bunny were falling all over each other while 'watching the rodeo' from the backseat of the grandstand.

by cowgirl_tater May 6, 2004

grandstanding

Brilliant persons of an upstanding community. Usually with huge bottoms.

Council chairpersons

by daniel ives May 7, 2004

GABSTAND

The GABSTAND is the skin on the end of a penis.

"My Gabstand really hurts."

by gabstand November 28, 2022

Grandstand

Grandstand, or grandstanding, means to do something seemingly normal, like sitting down, in an extravagant way in order to gain attention. It can also be used in politics as a verbal tool or in any sort of oratory action really.
Basically, over the top to be noticed and hopefully admired.

Does he have to grandstand just to sit down?
What you're saying is nothing but political grandstand.

by Brobotnik May 13, 2018

grandstand up

To rise to your feet with a flourish, in such a way that no one can fail to notice you.

With much on his mind, and so much noise in the room, he knew it was time to grandstand up and be heard.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020