Gangster-speak for a stolen hoop-dee; a stolen car. The "G" comes from "GTA", police acronym for "Grand Theft Auto". A "cold" G-Ride is an unreported stolen car. Widely mistaken by lame White Folk to mean an urban gangster's car, stolen or not. In an ironic twist, same term has been used for decades by Fed law enforcement Agents to describe the police-type cars they drive, plain or marked! (see next entry)
"Yo, MoFo, how we gonna git to da mall ta jack some 20's?"
"Chill, Niggah, I gots us a cold G-Ride!"
"Chill, Niggah, I gots us a cold G-Ride!"
by pIMP dADDY g June 11, 2006
To ride your bike from one side of the street to the other, making you look like a total gee. Useful when trying to bike while talking with someone who is walking, as g-riding slows you down.
by jsexysexc November 24, 2011
U.S. Govt. take home unmarked car. Only allowed for officers who must respond to work outside regular hours, not allowed for personal use (1st offense, 30 days off w/o pay up to termination!)
Agent Smith: I got fired for picking up b*tches in my G-Ride.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.
by ?uesto May 14, 2010
GUY 1: "how the fuck we gonna get back to renton nigga, the buses aint runnin this late"
GUY 2: "dont trip nigga i got the jiggle keys, we'll just get a g ride"
GUY 1: "oh yup"
GUY 2: "dont trip nigga i got the jiggle keys, we'll just get a g ride"
GUY 1: "oh yup"
by killa357 September 15, 2011
A 'G ride' in military and government slang is a vehicle that belongs to the Federal government, especially the GSA.
by TheManWatching Your House August 07, 2005
A particularly stylish vehicle with expensive and flashy modifications, all of which were paid for by doing illicit i.e. gangster (hence G) activities such as kill for hire, theft, robbery, pimping, extortion, and drug dealing.
by ghettospeed September 05, 2008
a once ghetto, dump ass car that some dumbass ghetto moon cricket put too much money into to try to make look fresh and to make himself and look like he is cool (but he's not)
1. Dat fukin moon cricket blew all his bread to put 3 30 watt subs in his G Ride. When he turned them on, his G Ride broke into pieces
2. "wuddup dawg"
"nuttin, just fixin up my g ride"
"nigga you should sell dat shit, yo grand mama had it for 42 years and never changed the oil"
"aint you know im tryin to have a p.o.s. that looks good"
"nigga, aint you know you spendin 30 grand just to have that piece of shit break tomorrow"
"nigga fuk u!!!" (pulls out a gun)(squezes trigger) "cap!" "cap!"
2. "wuddup dawg"
"nuttin, just fixin up my g ride"
"nigga you should sell dat shit, yo grand mama had it for 42 years and never changed the oil"
"aint you know im tryin to have a p.o.s. that looks good"
"nigga, aint you know you spendin 30 grand just to have that piece of shit break tomorrow"
"nigga fuk u!!!" (pulls out a gun)(squezes trigger) "cap!" "cap!"
by SaltineCrakur March 18, 2006