g ride

stolen car that you drive around like it's yours until you sell it or get caught.

do you wanna buy this car?, I will sell it to you for cheap, I swear it is not a g-ride.

by weldergirl September 1, 2005

G Ride

a type of luxury car you own at an extremely high interest rate when you are in your 50's unemployed and still living at home with your 80 year old daddy.

"Hey did Gisele get a new job, she's driving a new Volvo" "No!! she's still on a deathwatch racking up credit card debt and living with her 80 year old daddy, she must have leased a new G ride!"

by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

G ride

Its what you call a car that you stolen and ride around in. Stolen car

"look at hector dippin in da G ride "

by bob bobson September 17, 2005

g ride

1. A term to describe a particularly stylish automobile.

2. An automobile that can typically be distinguished from mainstream automobiles by being equipped with at least 23" wheels (see "MJs") and a hydraulic suspension where each corner of the vehicle can be raised or lowered independent of one another. OR, the entire vehicle can be made to bounce.

I pulled along side in the G ride. I got front and back and side to side.

Damn, those MJs are phat, Leroy's new car is a G ride.

by Elvis August 25, 2004

g ride

a stolen 95' honda accord used for joyriding, and comin up.

GUY 1: "how the fuck we gonna get back to renton nigga, the buses aint runnin this late"
GUY 2: "dont trip nigga i got the jiggle keys, we'll just get a g ride"
GUY 1: "oh yup"

by killa357 September 14, 2011

g ride

A 'G ride' in military and government slang is a vehicle that belongs to the Federal government, especially the GSA.

"Hey, who's driving to lunch? Let's just take the g-ride, the gas is free..."

by TheManWatching Your House August 31, 2005

g ride

A particularly stylish vehicle with expensive and flashy modifications, all of which were paid for by doing illicit i.e. gangster (hence G) activities such as kill for hire, theft, robbery, pimping, extortion, and drug dealing.

Holmes hooked up a new block and bumped the g ride to a new level.

by ghettospeed October 21, 2008