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Glistle

The act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and masturbate furiously.
Shit, John was so glistle today that I couldn't help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.
by Andro Ice Juice October 6, 2007
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glistening bliss hole

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005
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Glistenous

Noun; extremely shiny and or glistening.
In Captain America, First Avenger, Chris Evan's abs were glistenous.

"Did you see Rhianna's highlight! It was glistenous!"

"Did you put some baby oil on your foe head? It looks glistenous!"

"Nia, you light up the whole room! You glistenous!"
by Ohrena, 0hElise July 18, 2018
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glistening

A sparking, shiny after-sex glow.
Jordon is finally glistening after he climaxed for the first time.

Can you believe Jordon doesn't know he is glistening??
by TicklePickles June 5, 2013
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pink glisten

Of or relating to an after sex vagina
by Dude12341 May 18, 2010
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get that glisten

during a really hot session of sex, you sweat. however, this is not the kind of sweat during a normal workout at the gym...this is sex sweat. sex sweat is sweat that glistens off your body and looks super sexy. get that glisten refers to having a passionate night of sex where you "get that glisten" of sex sweat.
I hung out with him last night.

Did you guys have sex?

Well I was tryin to get that glisten...

Atta girl!
by RsLfYESS June 11, 2011
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Glistenair

Glistenair is a place full of nasty ass sus fellers. The owner is awful and you probably should not leave your child in a room with them. The members are HORRENDOUS!!!
New member: Hi I just joined glistenair
Luggifj: Shut up you nazi
by FriendOfCraig April 23, 2022
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