Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

Fyre Defyre

Defier of fire; rhythmetic word.

Fyre Defyre owns.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

fyre eater

(n.) A homosexual man that inhales the products of combustion when another homosexual man ignites a fart in his face is said to be a fyre eater.

Did you see the singe on Tim's mustache? He's a REAL "fyre eater"!

by Fyre Blower January 13, 2011

Reichstag Fyre

Any of the flawed, fraudulent “national emergencies” promoted by the President in order to con his deluded base.

The border national emergency is a Reichstag Fyre Festival for mouthbreathing Trump supporters on Twitter. Except for Ann Coulter. Because even she’s not that stupid.

by TheDudeAbrades February 15, 2019

fyre braithin draigon waigon

a wagon pulled by a mythical creature whose powers include defying physics and poop

see physics notebook of fyre braithin draigon waigon

by ugan schlugan March 27, 2009

Fyre denial

Fyre denial or Fyre denial stage.

When something is seemingly falling apart and everything evidences that but you’re in denial.

‘On a scale of Marie Kondo to Fyre festival, how together is your life right now?’

‘Still at the Fyre denial stage to be honest’

‘It’s fine, everything will be fine. Just need to suck some dick for water...everything’s going to work out’

by Lisa Coulter February 25, 2019

Fyre Vortex

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.

Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex

Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”

by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018