futo weyn

Pronounced similarly to "foot toe wayne," this Somali expression describes someone with a big ass.

Dude walking in the Hallway: (Sees a girl) Naya! (Hey girl) Walk faster; your friggen futo weyn is blocking the hallway!!

by somaliweeb May 18, 2018

Dev-butt Futo-naik

Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.

Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.

by Psycho_Kangana March 15, 2021

Kung Futo

The act of sexually slapping someone’s dick. Kung Futo is extremely beautiful and feels like your dick is being transferred down a huge whole into heaven

Bro I got the best Kung Futo last night

by Fuckyabitches February 20, 2019

Futoon

(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".

" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"

by ALHIL April 16, 2019

captain futon

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.

Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...

by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008