fart fumigation

The intentional release of a fart into a cloth covered cushion, chair, couch, car seat, mattress, etc. by way of breaking the Fart Injection Threshold for the purpose of filling it with your personal brand of fart.

1. Excuse me Leroy, if you don't stop using Fart Fumigation in my gamer chair, you won't be allowed to come over and play Super Nintendo with me anymore.

2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!

by Dr.FartScientist May 6, 2017

fistication

Female Masturbation where her gash is so big she can have her lady lips up to her elbow

"Your chucked, now it's time for some fistication"

by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron April 26, 2006

fastibation

Masterbating at great haste.

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Krolov’s Fumigation technique

A fart that moves up through your clothes and to your nose instantaneously

Alex: OMG bro I just farted. It left my butthole and hit my nostrils within a second.

Matt: Oh shit bro. I smell it too. You must be practicing Krolov’s Fumigation technique.

by CranberryJuicer March 10, 2020

futilation

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 1, 2017

Fustilarions

People who decide that a teacher should be on time

You didn’t come to get me!!! You’re fustilarions
Bro you missed the lesson

by Some___student November 24, 2020

Fistication

Sentenced to death by means of fisting the asshole.

In the news today nathan neely will be put to death by Fistication.

by Dadpool90 January 25, 2022