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Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.
We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.
by vanishingsky September 22, 2006
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When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.
When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.
by wasamada-u July 31, 2008
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Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)
Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!
by nobody@nowhere.com September 1, 2022
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fustercluck

An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.
This place is a total fustercluck.
by monsieur dude October 2, 2008
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Flustercluck

Similar to its reverse, meaning a compounded fiasco where many things are going wrong at once, but in this case, flustered individuals are all talking at once, trying to solve the problem and getting nowhere. The word evokes the sound and image of a group of frightened hens.
The PTA meetings devolved into flusterclucks after the president resigned.
by suburbanpoet May 26, 2013
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Flustercluck

1. A stressed out chicken
2. see also: Clusterfuck
"Traffic on the freeway is one big flustercluck today."
by Phetus/Chives January 17, 2009
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A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.
"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"
by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008
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