furture

Furniture you plan on purchasing sometime in the future.

When we move out of this refrigerator box and into our own house, the furture we buy will be awesome!

by homelesswarrior July 20, 2010

Furtive

A Twitch Streamer who is more chill than a fridge.

Normie: "Hey man do you watch Twitch.tv?"

Sliam: "Yeah man, but only Furtive."

by Ape-Nation June 5, 2018

Furtress

An overgrowth of hair in a woman's vaginal region that acts as a protective barrier or deterrent. An unkept bush of epic proportions. Most likely unintentional.

Dude, Alaina had the most gnarly furtress! That shit was bigger than the hedges at your mom's!

by ChadillacRex January 7, 2019

furtile

A neat and hairy vulva.

Gotta love the furtile!

by NickE May 7, 2007

furtive

Shifty looking Polar Bear mascot of B3TA.com. See also 'No Hands'

Furtive's liver is the most deadly substance known to man.

Really??

No.

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Furtive Pygmy

Wait.. wait whos? The furtive.. pygmy? Ahh so easily forgotten

Hollow : Wait who's the Furtive Pygmy
Hollow 2 : Ahh, it's so easily forgotten

by John Dark Soul May 11, 2025