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an exprssion of stealth; secretive
furtive by BLED FOR DAYS December 3, 2002
A Twitch Streamer who is more chill than a fridge.
Normie: "Hey man do you watch Twitch.tv?"

Sliam: "Yeah man, but only Furtive."
Furtive by Ape-Nation June 5, 2018
Shifty looking Polar Bear mascot of B3TA.com. See also 'No Hands'
Furtive's liver is the most deadly substance known to man.

Really??

No.
furtive by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

Furtive Polar Bear 

A fiendish polar bear with a minigun that shoots out flaming kittens. Beware, he will steal your food.

In Tales of the Blode on rathergood.com, he was a prime antagonist.

Furtive Wank 

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock
guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'
Furtive Wank by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Furtive Pygmy 

Wait.. wait whos? The furtive.. pygmy? Ahh so easily forgotten
Hollow : Wait who's the Furtive Pygmy
Hollow 2 : Ahh, it's so easily forgotten
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Me: Poggers!
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