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furt

adverb

A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.
Mike- I ate so much cabbage and beans last night that I had terrible furts.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.
by Marc Sauve December 21, 2005
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furt

When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
Dude i'm sorry i just took a fat furt in your toilet
by victorcharlieinthefield January 17, 2021
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Furt

When you rip a fart so hard it can hurt for days.
A couple days ago I furted and my ass still hurts.
by Furtmonger99 January 6, 2010
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FURT

1. acronym: fucked up right there.

Typically preceded by "that's"
Jimmy: dude, check out this youtube of "Funky Forest - After School Club"
Jeb: Dude! That's FURT!
by Jay-Fizz November 9, 2010
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Furt

"The other night I ate so much beans and cabbage that I got the furts and had trouble sitting down.
by Marc Sauve December 28, 2005
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FURTS

A person who reeks of smelly furts, and is a confirmed King of swing
Hey joey , you smell like furts
by Reekysmells5 February 23, 2019
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Furt

The Definition of Furt is Fart in my little sitters words
Ew You Furted You nasty Tird
by Dark Scopez December 4, 2020
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