Funt

A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".

Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".

"What the FUNT!?!"
"I look like a funtin' prat!"
"GET THE FUNTIN' FUNTWIPE!"

by Robert Beech February 11, 2008

Funt

Funt - Fucking cunt.

Dude i hate that funt.

by Nikkkkiiii February 24, 2008

Funt

Plain and simply... Fuckin' Cunt!

Interchangable with Cunt, more offensive, yet less impactful.

by Mike Lowe July 10, 2003

Funt

A funt is the very essence of unattractiveness. However, this wilderbeast would also have a weight problem. Therefore, fat + munt = FUNT. It is shouted at overweight, ugly girls in an attempt to make them realise how awful they look. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

Hahaha have you seen that bird? Total FUNT

by Esteban De La Sex Face June 4, 2010

funt

A shortened way to say "funny vagina"
Can be used both as an insult or a compliment depending on the context.

LOL! who knew you where such a funt! love you!

or

SHUT UP! STUPID FUNT!

by pixelzombie July 29, 2010

Funt

When someone does not only portray fucker like qualities but is also a cunt.

I can't believe you did this to me you fucker, you cunt, you funt!!!

by Mandee Lou March 6, 2008

funt

Everything, or anything that you would like it to be, it can be used in any situatuion, or any decision-making that occurs.

Always remember to wash your funt when you are in the shower.

by Ericky January 5, 2008