functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

Function

Coined in the Bay Area in California, a "function" is another word for a party

Did you see him at the function last night? The boy was giggin'.

by Grace M for Composition Class October 10, 2019

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

Fanoth

A hidden world Nintendo proclaimed was in their earlier games. Some say it might be hidden in the newer Mario games on the Nintendo Gamecube. Creator in charge of Mario once, at a press interview, said "I hid it behind a barrier."

1. I found Fanoth, skip the third turtle in level one.

by BadKittyNoNo September 11, 2010

Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex

Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude

by Gzoom August 31, 2017

Funattractive

A funattractive person is someone who is fairly unattractive yet fairly fun to hang out with.

Tom: Hey, how was hanging out with that chick last night?
Jeff: It was a lot of fun. We played Modern Warfare 2 all night and then watched LOST. She's really cool to hang out with.
Tom: That's awesome. Too bad she doesn't have the looks.
Jeff: Yeah, she's pretty funattractive.

by markhimself46 February 13, 2010

Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010