Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

funnecessary

things that are fun but completely unnecessary.

oh man bro, i got homework but instead i watched season 1 of Dexter. it was completely funnecessary.

by funkifine October 27, 2010

funner

funner is a word when used people say "that's not a word ". So help make funner a word so we can say " Yes it actually is a word look it up ".

urban dictionary is a lot funner to use than other dictionaries .

by imjustsayin33 May 10, 2019

Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.

by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020

Flutie Funnel

Pouring alcohol down a women's ass crack then drinking it in the tossed salad position. This was invented by Buffalo Bills fan base.

I just drank from the flutie funnel...bruh!

by zacherzach October 18, 2016

The Funnel

Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.

"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.

by Zac Glasgow September 1, 2008

funni

'funni', a mispell of the word 'funny'. Most commonly used to sarcastically remark something that is supposed to be funny, or just used to express sillyness.

"did u watch that vid i sent u? is so funni x3"

by Felkvir May 22, 2015