Someone who is not skilled in anything, no matter how long they practice, and is someone with a strong for pants. Can also be applied to someone who is streaking due to the person not having any pants.
Guy A: Wow, you've been practicing your craft for 15 years?!
A Fung: Yeah, it's really difficult and I can't get the basics down. But I feel like I do better when I don't have any pants. I really hate pants anyway, they can be distracting to have on.
Guy A: Just like with all your other hobbies?
A Fung: Yeah
Guy A: Wow, you're like a Fung.
At a baseball game:
Commentator: And folks, looks like we have a Fung running on the field. Everybody shield your eyes, especially the children.
A Fung: Yeah, it's really difficult and I can't get the basics down. But I feel like I do better when I don't have any pants. I really hate pants anyway, they can be distracting to have on.
Guy A: Just like with all your other hobbies?
A Fung: Yeah
Guy A: Wow, you're like a Fung.
At a baseball game:
Commentator: And folks, looks like we have a Fung running on the field. Everybody shield your eyes, especially the children.
by JunkMailDog August 1, 2019

by Professional NFT funger February 1, 2022

What happens when no matter how hard you try, one of your friends is always more successful than you.
by mo-tage September 19, 2015

The Fusion of Funk and Grunge, the counterpoint to Grunk. Also the name of a band Funge..
Also a multipurpose word: can replace the common F-type expressions.
Also a multipurpose word: can replace the common F-type expressions.
1 (as exhaultation):
Funge me!
That is sweet!/crazy!/nasty!/filthy!/cool!
2 (as adverb):
What a boring day... Think I'll just go and get Funged up!
3 (dual meaning in a sentence):
We were there, knee deep in funging Funge.
Funge me!
That is sweet!/crazy!/nasty!/filthy!/cool!
2 (as adverb):
What a boring day... Think I'll just go and get Funged up!
3 (dual meaning in a sentence):
We were there, knee deep in funging Funge.
by 6ixy November 18, 2010

fun sponge; a person who has the ability to suck the life and fun out of any desirable activity or topic.
by maroon24 December 1, 2010

The fusion of the words 'fungus' and 'sponge'. Can be used to describe a large chunk of mould, or a diseased vagina. No other real meaning, but can be used in a group for general amusement.
"Oh my god! That's a disgusting funge!"
"Funge" (Used when sitting alone or in a large group for all-round amusement and laughter).
"Funge" (Used when sitting alone or in a large group for all-round amusement and laughter).
by Matt + Sned September 13, 2005

by Jay the G January 8, 2009
