Funkward

An awkward situation which could be considered:
1) fun
2) funny

1) Playing volleyball on a nude beach is funkward.

2) Girl: "Rick, what were you doing cuddling with Ben last night?"
Rick: "I wasn't...I don't think"
Girl: "Oh...funkwardddd"

by Taylor the Great March 14, 2009

Fuktarded

Fucking retarded (the past tense)

That was such a fuktarded game

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Fuktard

Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.

You are a fuktard.

I cant believe this fuktard waited 30 minutes for a parking spot at the store.

by eviljessifer December 9, 2013

fuckward

One who is an annoying moron.

Guy 1: "Oh, dak!"
Guy 2: "You, sir, are a fuckward."

by Jerry D May 9, 2003

Fakward

When something is both funny, and awkward

That story was hilarious but awkward for me, it was fakward!

by Kiv May 4, 2019

fuktard

fuktard: One who exihibits stupidity to the utmost extreme.

"What the fuck over? You fuckin' fuktard!

by *sbg* Snuffaluff May 16, 2004

fuktard

a word that has grown with increasing popularity in sites that dont allow cussing. Short for Fucking Retard, FukTard has become a favorite of many a gamer.

I wish these FukTards would stop ruining the game with their team-killing.

by Jason June 16, 2004