Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

Fictional

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend is fictional

by Scoliosis_Kid July 15, 2019

fictional

something that doesn't exist in real life

"Dude! Stop searching online for a portal gun, that thing is fictional."

by Fidge123 May 9, 2010

flunktionality

the realization that you, yourself, are a flunk....

after trying 1 million times unsuccessfully, Joe finally gave up as flunktionality sank in

by mymint87 November 18, 2010

Fugtional

Fugtional is when something is fucking ugly yet quite functional for its intended purpose.

The Tesla Cybertruck is ugly but outstanding for it’s intended purpose makng it a fugtional design.

by BManz2004 December 7, 2019

Fictional Character

- A character probably born from fantasy/fiction but which is actually real to those who have feelings for them;
- Cause of both happiness and pain in many people;
- Someone from a story you wish you don't fall for but you do.

-Hey, I'm dating a fictional character.
-Who??
-Bellatrix Black! She's real!

by Bitchy.Witch February 16, 2022

functionally-retarded

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.

Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.

People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.

by Brett319 June 17, 2008