Fukushima

To have a situation foul up worse than you ever thought possible. To have a piece of equipment experience more abuse than it was designed for. To experience a problem far beyond your worst-case scenario planning.

When a computer crashes and your backup tapes are missing and it's quarter-end and the boss just decided to reject your budget for adequate data recovery. "This is Fukushima'ed."

When your home mortgage is underwater and you can't apply for refinancing and you can't afford to keep it and you can't afford to take the credit hit by walking away. "You're Fukushima'ed."

by mobilesventek April 2, 2011

fukushima fuckup

When you fuck up so bad you have to get government help before you reveal the total sum of fuck up

The epic japan earthquake tsunami fukushima fuckup of 2011

by yaktownwelder March 31, 2011

Fukushima'd

When a person is hit with a tidal wave of life problems and eventually has a melt down.

Guy - "I have so may exams....Im fukushima'd."

Dude 1 - "Man, I have to pay insurance and rent out of this same paycheck!"

Dude 2 - "Dude, You're so fukushima'd"

Dude 1 - "Yeah. totally fukushima'd"

by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011

Fukushima

Japanese term for Clusterfuck.

Japanese nuclear scientist Akiko - “We were trying to avoid another Chernobyl, but we’ve got complete Fukushima! Hey Chokichi look my pet lizard just turned to Godzilla!

by brown_rat April 1, 2011

Fukoshimo

-Useless dome (head(blowjob)), when one does not bust from receiving a blowjob

Don't hook-up with that bitch, i got fukoshimo from her.

by Rockquirtturtle January 18, 2011

Fukushima

To majorly fuck up others' world through ignorance, incompetence, greed, and/or collective denial. Named after the aged nuclear power plant in Japan that falsified safety records, ignored warnings, and inadequately prepared for disaster.

That asshole drives home from the bar loaded every night. Somebody's gunna get fukushima'd.

We'd been together six months before I realized the dick's been sleeping all over town without a condom. Now we're all fukushima'd.

by mistamikey April 19, 2011

fukasian

A term used for a person of the Asian heritage that tends to piss you off

That fukasian just ate my gushers and wouldn't help me with my homework.

by freebird nelswan March 31, 2009