farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

fuck-worthy

A hot chick that has no other redeeming qualities other than her hotness; only worthy of sexual activity, not conversation or "quality time."

I went out with this girl who was totally fuck-worthy, but had nothing going on upstairs.

by Cactus Matt October 16, 2005

tuckworthy

an article of clothing that's nice enough to warrant being tucked-in

That Polo shirt is really tuckworthy.

by Hawthorne June 7, 2005

Puckworthy

(adv) an older woman hot enough to meet Noah Puckerman's standards.

She is such a milf. With a bod like that, Stacy's mom is definitely Puckworthy.

by sunnyDropitlikeitshot November 22, 2011

cuckworthy

When something is worthy of a cuck's attention or antics. Also used when a cuck attempts something

Cuck is often used as a pejorative to condescendingly describe a male who is sexually inadequate or sexually submissive. A male who submits to female authority as a form of virtue signalling, rather than owing to actual authority which is legitimate, reverent, positional or expert power. It implies a lack of masculinity on the part of the cuck.

Betafag: What are some cuckworthy movies or TV shows out there?

Cuck: I like Supergirl as a show, but her strongest superpower is putting her Super-Friends in the Super -Friendzone

by RIDDL3R February 19, 2017

Fucksworth

A unit of measure in which one cares about a particular subject or item.

I don't give two fucksworths how much this will cost, It must be finished at all costs!

by Sir Fucksworth March 16, 2019

Forkworthy

An act of extreme brilliance, intelligence, lunacy, originality, or douchebaggery. Usually a product of spur of the moments activities and friendly competition. A "forkworthy" act defies most common logic and always results in the transference of a meaningful yet utterly useless white plastic fork.

1: Jon's idea to drive into the mountains Indiana Jones style was so forkworthy!

2: NARCing out that party was so forkworthy, the guy was a b!tch anyways!

by Forkmeisters October 16, 2008