Fuckuation

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

by Teamcletus December 16, 2022

Fucktuation

When you or someone else fucks up a situation.

Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.

by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012

fuckugation

Conjugating a new word by adding the word "fuck" (or it's canjugations) to an existing word. Used primarily for shock and emphasis.

The fuckugation of unbelievable is "Un-be-fucking-lievable".

by Dave Surfs June 11, 2006

fuckation

A type of vacation where the goal is not to shop, go to museums or to visit theme parks- the only goal is to...fuck-a lot.

Works best if it is well-planned and your fuckee or fucker plans to go with you.

Dude, I wish I was still with Sally- I sure could use a fuckation too!

by felipita June 16, 2010

fuckupational hazard

A co-worker or other company contact who is completely useless.

"Dammit that new PR guy is a fuckupational hazard!"

by nonplussed February 23, 2017

Fuckcation

noun

A planned vacation made ahead of time to meet a girl for the purposes of having a week-long marathon of sex. Usually a common practice with long-distance relationships.

Arnaldo: I am so stressed from work and I haven't had sex in weeks.
Peter: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Arnaldo: Yeah but she lives in New York.
Peter: You should plan a fuckcation.

by Figa Hunter October 15, 2013

Fuckabation

Another word for masturbation.

Bob: I think fuckabation is fun!!

Jill: WTF is that??!!

by T-shake October 18, 2009