fuckmuppetry

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckpuppet

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

[suckuppery]

noun-the fine art of sucking up to another, especially an authority figure

Kevin had perfected his skills of suckuppery by complimenting his hostile teacher and was able to get out of detention.

by teachergal10 June 13, 2010

fuckspert

an expert in the art of fucking

WoW that was the best shag i've ever had you must be some sort of Fuckspert

by MTC an VWP July 27, 2008

fuckmuppet

A right good word to call someone

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet

by amazinjosh October 5, 2006

fuckupedness

A state of being fucked up.

There's no reason to propagate that old fuckupedness into this new version.

by Voytek June 25, 2008

fuckpuppet

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".

1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.

by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011