Fuckeder

When something previously fucked up gets even more fucked up.

"Man, I dropped my phone again last night."
"Oh no, is it fucked?"
"It was before last night, now it's fuckeder."

by RobbieCrash November 18, 2015

fucktarded

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"

Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.

by Nicholas M February 4, 2007

Fuckeyed

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.

by Special::K December 12, 2006

fuckweed

Cross between a fuckhead and a dickweed. Used when both terms would normally apply.

I'm not paying for work I didn't authorize, fuckweed.

by Baron Von Brandt April 3, 2005

fucktardedness

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.

Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."

by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

Fuckmedad

The act of sticking someones superduper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. Inside the hole of females wide, open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole. And thrusting his super-duper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. In to her wide open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole.

oh yeah. FUCKMEDAD.

by FatFingerJoe June 11, 2018

Fuckered

Something is borderline FUBAR, but not quite.

That drift car is fuckered. It has obviously been drifted backwards into a wall.

by rotariesrgud September 30, 2019