A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who
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Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.
To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.
Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.
The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.
The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.
The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.
Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.
The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.
The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.
The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.
b. How was it?
a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
b. How was it?
a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
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"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"
"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."
"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."
"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
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2: A noticeably un-retarded dickhole that becomes retarded by bathing in their own douchebaggery; one level of douchbaggery above a fucktard.
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Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?
Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.
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