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fucktardasaurus rex

A person who is a complete and utter moron.
Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!
by klca April 26, 2014
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Fucktardis

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who
"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."
by Notinhandle22291 May 1, 2021
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Fucktardia

Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.
by Name removed by the NSA January 2, 2014
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Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”
by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018
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Homo Sapien Fucktardis

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.
Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.
by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011
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fucktardiosis

to have the disease of being a fucking retard.
Duke was was being a total douche bag and didnt know anything, I think hes suffering from fucktardiosis.
by Matthew Hauser August 18, 2008
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Fucktardian

A collection of people who are absolute fucking retards. Usually applies to family and, thus, a clan.
Jim - we have to go see the fucktardians (my parents) again.
by Reverend Felcher November 28, 2012
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