fucklessness

The state of a straight virgin individual who cannot get any ass and as a result resorts to transvestites and transsexuals yet still cannot get any poonanny. The only option left is the use of cylinder based objects ie. beer bottles, wine glasses, wooden chair legs, vacuum hose

jimmy's fucklessness led him to fantasize daily about his mahogany fireplace poker that reeked of ball sweat from previous encounters.

by gbiscuit March 27, 2011

fuckless

A word to define a person who did super cool thing.

A : "Dude B, did you know that Kamal do a 50-50 on that rail?"
B : "That's so fuckless! It's the longest rail i have ever seen dude A."

by eminorazalli December 15, 2009

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

fuckless fuck

A useless bastard, a douchebag, idiot, moron. On par with "fucktard".

Do you think I cleaned the house just so you could mess it up again, you fuckless fuck?

by kingfish78734 March 19, 2015

Fuckless you

Opposite of fuck you, meaning that you want no sexual contact with that person. When someone says fuck you, that of say "yeah you'd like that". Fuckless you tells the person to fuck off without wanting to actually fuck them.

Fuckless you, you bitch

by 10-37 July 25, 2010

fuckless bird: "🐣"

The Fuckless Bird, aka The Little Bird With No Fucks, is a little bird who just doesn't have any fucks. The Fuckless Bird is represented by the Hatching Chick Emoji: 🐣

Jenny: "Hey, Andy, I'm sorry I missed dinner last night and didn't call. Can I make it up to you somehow?"

Andy responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

or

Andy: "Did you guys hear that they are doing a limited time re-release of Titanic in movie theaters?"

Everyone responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

by Hollywood85 December 28, 2016