fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

fuckless fuck

A useless bastard, a douchebag, idiot, moron. On par with "fucktard".

Do you think I cleaned the house just so you could mess it up again, you fuckless fuck?

by kingfish78734 March 19, 2015

fuckless bird: "🐣"

The Fuckless Bird, aka The Little Bird With No Fucks, is a little bird who just doesn't have any fucks. The Fuckless Bird is represented by the Hatching Chick Emoji: 🐣

Jenny: "Hey, Andy, I'm sorry I missed dinner last night and didn't call. Can I make it up to you somehow?"

Andy responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

or

Andy: "Did you guys hear that they are doing a limited time re-release of Titanic in movie theaters?"

Everyone responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

by Hollywood85 December 28, 2016

Fuckless you

Opposite of fuck you, meaning that you want no sexual contact with that person. When someone says fuck you, that of say "yeah you'd like that". Fuckless you tells the person to fuck off without wanting to actually fuck them.

Fuckless you, you bitch

by 10-37 July 27, 2010

Fuckcess

When you succeed in having sex with somebody.

You know Jenny, she was a total Fuckcess!

by HUMAN zoologist January 31, 2010

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

The Fuckness

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.

Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.

by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009