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fuckduffer

A person, who, feeling less than and not as good as, seeking any kind of acknowledgement that they exist, tries to or posts their, or a friend, or any other person(s) names, akas, monikers or anal entry points, is a fuckduffer.
YO, SEE THAT NIGGA? MUTHA FUCKEN FUCKDUFFER DONE GOTS PUMLISHED ON ERBEN DIKSHUNARY!!!
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017
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fuckmuffins

fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.
Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"
by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009
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fuckpuffin

A word used by Twitter user @Wendxii to describe YouTube fuckup Logan Paul

Described by fellow Twitter user @rastamick as "the Newfie version of Scottish term shitgibbon. Pretty kind too in describing this loathsome shitehawk of a narcissist"

Basically...a fucking tool
Wendy: Logan Paul? This grandma thinks he's a fuckpuffin
by goodnightlove June 1, 2018
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FuckMuffin

Word used to show you are dissapointed and or angry because of a recent event.
Jim: Crap, the lights just went out
Bill: O FuckMuffins
by Sniper July 29, 2003
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Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins

When your girlfriend is actually Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series, you shout this because you've been fooled, or he shouts it because he fooled you, or we all shout it because we've all been fooled.
BALLFUBBLING FUCKMUFFINS TAKE MY CHUM! My hot girlfriend, with the metal chicken thing, yelled.
by schizfn July 21, 2019
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Fuckboffin

A scientist who specialises in researching sexually-related topics, in order to gain publicity.
Man, that fuckboffin is only interested in One Thing. And it ain't sex.
by Rumpustiltskin November 3, 2008
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Fuckouffeaur

( fuckof-ur) A person who should seriously fuck off.
Person: Have you met Brian?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a fuckouffeaur.
Person: I know, right?
by Fetch, Betch. April 2, 2017
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