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Fucktober

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!
by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019
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Fuckjobbing

1) Putting a large amount of effort into doing something badly. More often than not, unintentionally. People that are doing the fuck jobs rarely see their utter abortions as anything except works of art.

2) When you injure yourself spectacularly in an incredibly stupid fashion.
1) The men watched, transfixed. Even after their handy hints, Sheila continued fuckjobbing the Creosote and gazing appreciatively at the terrible mess.

2) Sorry I didn't text you back. It was due to me fuckjobbing my finger by poking the blades on my blender when it was plugged in.
by MagickDio July 6, 2011
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fucktober

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.
"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."
by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015
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fuckrobatics

It's all in the word. Shag, tag and somersaults...
Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.

"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"
by Sugalicious December 2, 2007
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fucknob

1) A contemptible person of low intelligence.
2) A term of endearment for a person who has just done you wrong.
3) Relating a contemptible person to a sexual device in such a way as to equate such low intelligence with an inanimate object of gratification (i.e. a head with no brains).
"Oh you fucknob! You just ran into my car!"

"That Frank... he's one colossal fucknob!"
by Frank Klaune November 5, 2003
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Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?
by cincycats51 May 14, 2014
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fuckmobile

a car that any person can easily fuck someone in or fuck up in
" look honey I bought a fuckmobile "
by CRAPLATHEBOSS February 24, 2015
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