FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.

Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!

by Funny Moms September 17, 2016

fuckism

any derivitive of the word fuck
can be used inbetween words as well as at the end/beginning of sentences to add zip...

abso-fucking-lutely
congratu-fucking-lations
whoop-de-fucking-doo

she fucked him
he fucked her

fucking bastard

fuck it
fuck the fucking fuckers

Julian is a fucking cunt mother(shit)

by chrissy m May 13, 2005

in vino fuckitas

In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex

Classy way to say "drunken sex."

Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.

Girl: After polishing off two bottles of red wine, the in vino fuckitas was inevitable.

by ProjectNine September 21, 2011

Fuckwitisation

1. (n.) When fuckwits are put into positions of authority and impose their style of fuckwittery upon an organisation.

-fuckwitisation (n.) The ongoing process of being fuckwitised.

The management decision was all a part of the on-going fuckwitisation of the organisation.

by niks4 April 22, 2009

suckitism

When saying "it sucks" just isn't enough.

"This sucks so bad, it's reached full-on suckitism!

by pickle sniffer July 15, 2013

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

by hereforbeer May 12, 2019

Fuckatist

A individual that sides with no religion or anti-religion and just says fuck it all because it is easier than picking sides. They simply have their own beliefs and stick to them.

When asked what religion he was joe said he was a fuckatist because it was easier than picking sides and causing drama among his friends about religion.

by zeldafan678 November 22, 2009