fucktard jesus

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

fucksta

not about it. fake. fuck boy. bitch nigga

that nigga a fucksta.
you a fucksta.
i bodied that fucksta.
that fucksta aint shit

by bdkGD December 3, 2013

Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.

Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular

by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.

"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"

by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Team-Killing Fucktard

A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).

Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.

Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.

You shot Church, you Team-Killing Fucktard!

by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011

fuckilarious

Literally, fucking hilarious. The funniest thing you've ever seen.

-"Remember that time our friend was so drunk she peed in the oven?"
"Yeah, that was fuckilarious!"

by Nick Kitz December 22, 2005

liberal fucktard

A person with a left leaning political point of view, often tries to convince you that they know more than other people and if anyone disagrees, you are of less intelligence...

Jim is such a liberal fucktard, he is always trying to tell me guns should be illegal.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021