Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.

1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

just go fucking google it

What to say when someone asks you something.

Small annoying child: Daddy, where do babys come from?
Dad: just go fucking google it

by Thelocaldyke June 3, 2016

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

google-fuck

To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.

I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.

I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.

by emdpatrice November 2, 2007

Google Fuck

A Google service that will come one day.

I often use "Google Fuck" to check out most interesting XXX-pages on the internet savely.

"Google Fuck" brings the likely internet without listing spam-pages.

by gfucker October 31, 2008

google fucked

Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.

Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.

by Joeeek April 17, 2008

Google Fucked

When your website design and code is so good, Google constantly crawls your website and your SERPs constantly rise.

Our site is so good, it gets Google fucked every day.

by Traffic Cop Smith July 28, 2010