Federal Fuckjob

The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.

The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

fuckfolio

The portfolio kept of all the people one has fucked.

"Last night we compared fuckfolios. His was like ten times the size of mine!"

by Cashewdick October 14, 2009

fuckrobatics

It's all in the word. Shag, tag and somersaults...

Coupe + passenger seat - clothing + blowjob on the go - cruise control = fuckrobatics.

"Dude, you won't believe the bitch I brought home last night, you'd have thought I'd have picked her up at the circus. She lost her clothes and sucked me off before I could even say 'Where's your monkey'? You'd swear she went to the school of Fuckrobatics"

by Sugalicious December 2, 2007

fucknob

1) A contemptible person of low intelligence.
2) A term of endearment for a person who has just done you wrong.
3) Relating a contemptible person to a sexual device in such a way as to equate such low intelligence with an inanimate object of gratification (i.e. a head with no brains).

"Oh you fucknob! You just ran into my car!"

"That Frank... he's one colossal fucknob!"

by Frank Klaune November 5, 2003

fuckjob

a person who does really stupid shit, and fucks stuff up that shouldn't be.

Dude, that guy's a total fuckjob.

by Travis May 17, 2003

fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.

A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD

by chriskel December 14, 2013

fuckmobile

a car that any person can easily fuck someone in or fuck up in

" look honey I bought a fuckmobile "

by CRAPLATHEBOSS February 24, 2015