Fuck Wad

The end result of coitus left in the middle of the bed. The combined fluids that remain on the sheets after sex.

After we got done humping the hell out of each other, neither one of us wanted to feel the cold fuck wad on our backs. So we both slept on our sides.
I couldn't believe the number of fuck wads my guests left on my spare bed!

by The Big Dadu September 30, 2008

fuck wad

Ejaculate, usually used in insults
See cum and wad

Eat my fuckwad, asshole!

by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

fuck wad

it means you big dumb ass or lil fag

like when some is being a total ass you call them a fuck wad

by abigale knutson December 16, 2004

Fuck-wadded douchewhore

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014

Fuck-Wad

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022