by Denis T June 17, 2008
When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.
Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
by BlackLaceThong May 31, 2016
Your a cluster fuck of stupidity.
by Fat Tampon 5309 March 12, 2021
Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.
by mockschmock December 8, 2006
A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014