Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".
by pokerintheear September 11, 2010
by Samir Abdul Hasan November 08, 2008
To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.
Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!
by D Nuutz October 13, 2004
A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob
*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
by Locusmortis December 22, 2009
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 11, 2006
A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.
Fun to say.
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 08, 2006
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 11, 2006