Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned
Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways
by StonerDickle April 21, 2019
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fuck me sideways

an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"

"fuck me sideways what the harl"
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Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.
Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''
by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010
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when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)
'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"
by pgdog August 29, 2018
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fuck me sideways

1. Sex position in which the female lays on her side while the man is kneeling ir standing.

2. To be dooped ( see fucked over).

3. Exclamatory term used when frustrated.
1. Fuck me sideways tonight, please.

2. You've really fucked me sideways.

3. "Fuck me sideways," while in a fit of road rage.
fuck me sideways
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”
someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤
by ur dad text me hey April 14, 2018
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fuck me sideways

when the man is on his side, and the woman is laying next to him on her back with the penis inside the vagina and their legs intertwined.
Oh baby, i love it when you fuck me sideways.
by whatever you want it to be April 20, 2005
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