fucking the dog

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours
Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"
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fucked a dog

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly
"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"
by rararajaj October 23, 2003
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fuck the dog

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.
Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.
by Alex87 November 05, 2005
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To do nothing, procrastinate, or avoid doing a task that is undesirable
I was sick of doing school work so I took the day off and fucked the dog
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Fucking The Dog

After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.
Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"

Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."

Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."
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Fucking the dog

What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.
Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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fuck a dog

Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....
i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003
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