fuck dick rag tag

its when you are fucking a girl and she is like "look at the moon it makes me horny" and then she tears your dick off and fries it to give as a offering to the Moon Goddess.

Bruh you want to come to the club? Nahh man I got fuck dick rag tagged by muh girl.

by earhead101 September 13, 2014

Fuck my old rags

Damn and blast!

Fuck my old rags, I've shit my pants...........Again!

by Knotty clinker April 29, 2010

Rage Fuck

(v.) The act of angrily and violently having sex with an attractive broad because her personality and/or actions pisses you off.

Distinguishable from rape in the sense that rage fucking requires the consent from both parties involved.

Ex 1)
*Girl combs her fingers through her hair while she talks to someone*
Craig: "I fucking hate when chicks run their fingers through their hair like that when they talk to people."
Kyle: "Yeah..but she is kind of cute."
Craig: "Hell yeah! I would rage fuck the shit out of her!"
Kyle: "SHIT YEAH!"

Ex 2)
Tony: "Bro, I rage fucked Taylor last night!"
Frankie: "What!? She ha......"
Tony: "Hell ya! It was awesome. I took all my anger out on her! Felt so good!"
Frankie: "But she ha......"
Tony: "Best day of my life! Wait sorry I interrupted you again. What were you going to say?"
Frankie: "She has HIV."

****ALTERNATE ENDING****
Tony: "Well now she has HIV and Chlamydia."
Frankie: "SHIT YEAH!"
~FIN

by baKKKed December 3, 2011

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Raging Fuck Stick (RFS)

Someone who is a complete self-centered a$$hole.

My friend Camilo sure is a Raging Fuck Stick (RFS) when he brags about all of the important things he has done at work. We all know he just draws pictures of cars and no one is impressed.

by Pardo_RFS December 17, 2013

Rage Fuck

The act of having sex violently after rage quitting something, typically a video game.

Girlfriend : I love it when my bf gets mad over a video game. Right after he rage quits, he wants to rage fuck me. The sex is so aggressive that I like it.

BF3 player : OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT! A FUCKING CLAYMORE? I'M DONE, FUCK THIS GAME! (Alt+F4)

Girlfriend : Meet me upstairs?

BF3 player : Fuck yeah!

by BF3Noobs February 3, 2012

fuckrag

A woman who has been fucked so much that she has the sensitivity of a rag.

Boy, I thought Britney would be a good lay, but I guess fucking all those guys desensitized her. Now, she's nothing more than afuckrag.

by asphinctersayswhat February 20, 2007