cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Fuck it, bro!

A strategy for making everyday life decisions that may be dangerous, illegal, or capable of hurting another's feelings, for example. It may be used when speaking to oneself or to a nearby person. The words "Fuck it bro!" must be uttered out loud for the strategy to apply. Most effective when NOT in the company of a bro.

A: "I seriously don't think you're gonna make that light..."
B: "Fuck it, bro!"
(speeds through the light)

"Well, I could either finish this paper due in two days or answer this text message for a booty call from Hot Guy A. Fuck it, bro!"
(pulls out cell phone)

by Roland the headless May 11, 2009

fuck me daddy and step bro

It’s where your dad and you step brother are fucking you

Yessss fuck me daddy and step bro

by Hiippl December 8, 2020

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

fuck brother

A best friend who if worse comes to worse you will have sex with aka very close best friend

"Me and genji are fuck brothers"
"Are you gay"
"No we are Just best friends and will have sex if the world depends on it"
"Oh"

by Sanzang zen November 10, 2017

Fuck Bros

1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.

2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.

1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!

2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.

by NotBobaDett April 30, 2011

Fuck Brody Day

On December 18th, everyone is allowed to talk crap to anyone named Brody. People named Brody are allowed to talk crap to other Brodys, but they are not allowed to talk back.

Hey, it's Fuck Brody Day, let's tell Brody he's gay.

by goober1976 December 17, 2020