fuck n' run

fuck n run: have sex and get out of person's proximity asap

not good idea: but fit for low lifes, and passive-aggressives, idiots, dirtbags,
ne'er do wells

"Man, I just could not stand this chick by the end of her diatribe on her French Literature degree I was "dying"-so after that, we got drunk, I did the fuck n run.!"

"I'm just had to get out of there, with him it was like prison, basically, it was a one stop shop, fuck n' run, bam I was gone!"

by writah' October 10, 2008

fuck me running

It is when you are getting fucked over soooo bad and you can't run fast enough to get away.

The irs is all over my ass for back taxes!Fuck me running!

by glenn van smack May 1, 2008

fuck me running

Can also be used transitively. To have fucked someone running is to have well and truly screwed them.

Steve: How'd it go with the city inspectors?
Dave: They fucked me running.

fuck me running

by sargasso October 4, 2011

fuck me running

to bicker at another waste of flesh.

"fuck me running you fucknose, i'm not doing the laundry i'd rather fuck your mothers face"

by momo September 27, 2003

well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

fuck me running sideways

What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks

Fuck me running sideways I'm tired

by meg~aroni&cheese November 11, 2007

fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008