fooking

replacement for "fucking"
1- verb form
2- adj form
3- noun form

1- he was fooking his hoe when his parents walked in
2- he looked like a fooking mess
3- you should have seen the fooking his dad gave him afterward!

by chugg3h June 9, 2003

fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

FuckBooking

the act of sexting through facebook messages.

"Oh was johnny fuckbooking again today? i told him sexting was classier."

by fuckbooker November 19, 2011

fujoking

to be fucking joking...

1) we have a essay due today along with all the other shazzel
2) FUCK! are you fuJOKING me?

by SNT May 27, 2005

Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.

kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.

by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010

Foxbooking

The act of using your facebook status to repost non-factual information, usually used to spread rumors about political figures, particularly President Obama. Typically, the chain statuses sound are extremely biased rumors, much like a great deal of the "information" from Fox News.

"Dude, all this foxbooking is jamming up my news feed! I wish people would quit reposting this shit and realize that Obama wasn't born in Kenya."

-"Did you hear that Obama is planning to freeze military pay? That bastard!"
-"Did you see his budget, or do you just believe everything the foxbookers tell you?"

by coodledoodledoo May 26, 2011

fujoking

to be shocked and in denial.
to be fucking joking

dude we got a test today on that shazzel...
OH SHIT ARE YOU FUJOKING ME!?! FUCK!

by SNT May 30, 2005