funometer

a scale or measurement used to measure how much fun one's having or had. zeero being no fun and splendid being the most fun ever.

OMG!! bro! we so much fun yesterday the funometer needle was reading Splendid

by otinga April 9, 2010

Fusome

Its not awesome, its not nice, its not wonderful, its just fusome (fucking awesome)

Its THE word, nothing better than it.

Kelly Kyle is the most Fusome girl ever <3

by acostarican September 26, 2010

Fuckmedad

The act of sticking someones superduper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. Inside the hole of females wide, open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole. And thrusting his super-duper, long. juicy, wet, wide, monster, magnum, marvelous, strong, superior, penis. In to her wide open, dry, gapping, ripped, thick, squishy, smooth asshole.

oh yeah. FUCKMEDAD.

by FatFingerJoe June 11, 2018

fuckmestuff

Suggestive (usually naked or semi-naked) pics, short movies, sound clips and sexually explicit stories exchanged/shared over the internet for the purposes of enhancing or initiating cyber-sex.

"I can't believe that Chuck took a screenshot of me sucking my nipples on cam and sent it to my new bf. I am gonna be more careful with my fuckmestuff in future!" sighed Lily.

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

fuckmentalism

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".

Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"

by TallTruther February 21, 2009

FUCKMEHARDER

The thing a person says when they would liked to fucked harder or fiercer.

Katie: "DAMMIT JOHNNY FUCKMEHARDER I WANT YOUR HARD DICK TO TOUCH MY WOMB"
Johnny: "You asked for it."

by DuckMasta February 9, 2018

Funcomed

v. tr.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.

n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"

v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"

by G.K. Chesterton September 16, 2004