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Fu manchu 

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!

Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
Fu Manchu Mustache by Miguela- December 13, 2009

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.
Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.
fudgesicle fu manchu by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.
Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!
Crotch Fu Manchu by Jlewd August 28, 2019

stroking the fu-manchu 

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.
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