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Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.
All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.
by flirt ninja March 29, 2015
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Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.
"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."
by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010
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Frumpy Friday

A weekly holiday created for the purpose of not making any efforts towards one's appearance. Similar to Casual Friday, but taken to the extreme.
1: "What's with the sweatpants? And are you even wearing a bra?"
2: "Frumpy Friday, biatch!"
by sgperrault November 7, 2009
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frumpy

A female with lack of concern for appearance. Often characterized by sweatpants, frizzy hair, gramma panties and a paisty complexion.
Bitch. I don't pay you to dress all frumpy. Now go put on some heels and do with something that hair.
by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004
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humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.
Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.
by harpnbard January 21, 2011
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bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.
Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me!
by ZaakDelbridge July 3, 2015
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Frumpy Dumpkins

"Frumpy Dumpkins" is a generic name used to describe the "ugly girl" that wants to be hot in any society. "Frumpy" is used to describe her fugly, lumpy, or bumpy self while "dumpkins" is implying that she is the type of girl you'd dump or find in a dump.

There also used to be a clothing line at frumpdumpkins.com that is stylish clothing for the not so stylish female.
"Look Zach is hanging around ole Frumpy Dumpkins over there in the quad."

I got my new shirt at Frumpy Dumpkins house last Wednesday!

That girl is a lil frumpy & a lil dumpy so she is Frumpy Dumpkins.
by WooTyTanG February 29, 2012
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