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Frumpet

A brasswind instrument made by Getzen from the 1960s - 1980s that was intended as a cross between a trumpet and a french horn and usually keyed in F (with an Eb tuning slide as well). It was notorious for its tricky intonation.
"That trumpet is huge!"
"Actually, it's a frumpet. Kinda line an alto trumpet, but mellower."
by Mr. Initial Man September 4, 2013
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Frumper

One who humps fat women.
Dude Harry is totally a frumper now, because he banged that whale last night.
by Q Cash Money May 15, 2013
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strapeing the frumpet

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet
by poosoap April 13, 2005
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frumpet

A person to takes a bath and farts or makes a stinky under the water.Than watches the bubbles come up and eats them.
I like being a frumpet while I am in the tub.
by "Gibson" July 27, 2006
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Flumpertume

The gas that is produced by the largest excretion hole. Flumpertume is created in the womp sack when the flump that is eaten by the blob travels down the phlippa-phlappa tube and into the wallace. Where the flump shakes profusely until it has been absorbed into the inner walls of the wallace. The wallace passes on the absorbed flump juices to the wiggum where it processes the flump juice into energy. This process is called “wigguminterfloofentying”. The energy is passed down to the womp sack, where it is used. When the energy is being used, it emits a noophile gas. the is process is so flimp on the blob, that the body must get rid of the noophile gas before the body explodes. When the gas is excreted from the blob it mixes with hoolapoob in the C3-87 atmosphere and creates what the blobs call a “flumpertume”.
"Qert^÷@hs6 (*@, ehaj jebs torwx o flumpertume?" Asked Tobatejk9

"Flom, bew tex!" Replied Kwopit2309
by The Great Flitflart of C3-87 September 29, 2017
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Flumpertume

The gas that is produced by the largest excretion hole. Flumpertume is created in the womp sack when the flump that is eaten by the qkarklean blob travels down the phlippa-phlappa tube and into the wallace. Where the flump shakes profusely until it has been absorbed into the inner walls of the wallace. The wallace passes on the absorbed flump juices to the wiggum where it processes the flump juice into energy. This process is called “wigguminterfloofentying”. The energy is passed down to the womp sack, where it is used. When the energy is being used, it emits a noophile gas. the process is so flimp on the qkarklean blob, that the body must get rid of the noophile gas before the body explodes. When the gas is excreted from the blob it mixes with hoolapoob in the C3-68 atmosphere and creates what the blobs call a “flumpertume”.
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(Did you just Flumpertume in front of me Terry? We are over, i am breaking up with you. I cant believe you would do this to me!"

Translation from Qkarklean to Earth 098- English
by The Great Flitflart of C3-87 September 29, 2017
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frumperjack

A clothing style that is frumpy and incorporates plaid. Sweatpants, Uggs and a plaid jacket from TSC would be the stereotypical ensemble.
She used to dress in business attire at the office but now dresses like a frumperjack while working from home.
by marcm1971 November 2, 2022
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