When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up
After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.
by Binkular Stinkular December 16, 2018
Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.
I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....
by Shawn B. April 30, 2003
MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.
MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.
by Eyeballflyball September 14, 2003
A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
by ask-one October 24, 2010
by ButtoningPuppet July 07, 2018
Ezra: He’s a real fruit roll up!
Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense
Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense
by thinkingtomyself April 07, 2019
The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.
I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.
by Steelersfanps November 08, 2010