funky fruit

A colloquial description of fruit that is right on the edge of rotten.

Man, those bananas definitely qualify as funky fruit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

fuck fruit

A baby, especially as the result of spontaneous sex.

Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 1, 2007

Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.

Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

by Greyman63 June 17, 2019

Fruit by the foot fun

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up on a penis to add flavor to a blowjob.

"Honey you need to go to the store so we can do some fruit by the foot fun tonight."

by Skeleton Hunter January 4, 2023

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010

Fruity fuzz

Blair Phillips means when someone is gay but not all the way gay

Blair is fruity fuzz.. who does this guy think he is

by Fruity fuzz October 21, 2019

Fruity Fuck

A slur or discriminative word used to describe or talk about a fruity or faggot like person

You hear about that fruity fuck Jeremy?

Oh screw you, you fruity fuck!

by Some cunt from Michigan April 8, 2021