playing fruit ninja

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

by azzysass June 27, 2021

Fruit Krook

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.

The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.

by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015

Fruitcage

A funny name for the vagina.

Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel

by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009

gourmet fucking fruit gels

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

Fruity

When someone says something a lil bit gay, but not gay enough to be gay g a y.

Ares: No homo but I would open my ass cheeks for you

Bob: No homo but you’re like my bestest best friend in the world and i could kiss you right now
All of us collectively: Dats kinda fruity doe 😳

by chaoticbitch May 6, 2019

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018

Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019