Frube

n. (abbrev. fruit + tube) obscure yogurt snack in an "easy-open" flexible plastic tube. sent under because it foolishly attempted to promote healthy eating amongst young children, and 50% of the time was unopenable by hand.

Eating a frube makes me feel like I'm giving a very sloppy, but delicious, blowjob.

by AJ Barrow July 5, 2005

Frube

Someone who is "not with it", or not cool

Mum: What's an iPad?
Marcie: Oh mother, you are such a frube!

by pseudonymsarefunny March 2, 2011

Woolly Frube

The act of having intercourse with a sheep whilst wearing a condom then, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed leaving the condom inside and the remaining semen is sucked from the condom while it remains inside the sheep, much a like a frube yoghurt.

Wow did you see the backside on that ewe? I’d give that a woolly frube any day!

by BevisButcher March 26, 2021

frubes

short for "afrubes". Large bushy pubic hair resembling an afro.

"it was all good until I got some of her frubes in my teeth"

by Ronwell March 10, 2007

Frubbly

An onomatopoeia for the adorable, snuggly wobbliness of the manatee countenance.

“That manatee is looking rather frubbly today”

by Padma Dorjé February 5, 2021

Frube

To combine the words french fries and pubes. Frubes.

There is a meme of a toy from the adult meal from McDonald's. It is Ronald McDonald in a thong with frubes sticking out.

Ronald sure has some thick frubes!

by PookieMcBumFace October 6, 2022

frube

to be an idiot or a spanner.

jon tow! and get over here you frube

by luke January 15, 2003