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Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory
"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."
by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008
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Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
by the emo clan. October 20, 2008
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Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby
Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH
by Lilwindexmatt March 8, 2020
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formulate

create or devise methodically
Economists and statisticians were needed to help formulate economic policy.
by AllyCat2715 November 27, 2015
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fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic
(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good
by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022
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flatulate

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass
by maxzilla June 21, 2003
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fraturated

When one is unable to stomach hanging out in a basement full of bad beer, urine, empty plastic cups, testosterone, and legions of horny bros
After spending weeks going out to frats, during which her primary activity was rejecting drunken tools, Sarah realized that she was completely fraturated.
by Avio_Green September 17, 2010
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