black friday

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.

Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO

by AKewlName November 29, 2013

black friday

a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.

guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.

by 1-800retards united November 26, 2013

Friday Privilege

The privilege to beat your step twins as recompense for being with their mother.

Sorry, I'm late because I was finishing up my Friday privilege. Those red-headed kids wouldn't hold still.

by Quotes Farmer June 7, 2019

Follow Friday

A marketing initiative on social media to encourage people to follow other users. It is not a bad thing since it can increase your follower count and if you're on Instagram, but on Twitter, these are sent out as a form of inconvenience since it allows every tagged person to blast the others tagged with every reply, like, and retweet the tweet gets. This is especially true if the user doesn't know any of the other users tagged and can be a nuisance if the number of users tagged is large.

Chris: Dude, Angie needs to stop adding me to these Follow Fridays on Twitter. I don't even know who half these users are and I always have to deal with the bullcrap of them blowing up my timeline and notification inbox with GIFs.
Kyle: I know man, they're annoying. Remember the time she tagged both of us in the same Follow Friday? At least you can say "bye" and mute the conversation before anyone starts talking dirty or whatever.
Sydney: She tagged me this morning. I blocked her so that I don't have to deal with this again.

by The Real Driller June 14, 2021

JoJo Friday

A Friday in which an episode of the anime JoJos Bizarre Adventure airs

We’re you watching the new JoJo episode last JoJo Friday

by Golden Penguin April 21, 2019

Fonky Monky Friday

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.

YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY

by K1ts October 30, 2020

Black Friday

The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.

A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.

by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014