Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Eat fritos

Verb: To pleasure oneself sexually.

"Erik, stop eating fritos and talk to me."

by avjowar January 16, 2003

Je t'aime los Fritos!

A bilingual phrase expressing one's love for Fritos; often set to euro-techno-pop music of the variety used in car commercials.

Andy: What's up, Diddy?
Diddy (singin whimsically): Je t'aime los Fritos!

by BluDev23 March 29, 2008

papa fritos

A very very sexy & suductive dog.

Look at the Papa Fritos!

by Danielle Wren August 27, 2007

I “dropped the Fritos”

1) I threw it on the floor and I freaked it.

2) I threw her down and messed it upppp.

I threw it on the floor and I freaked it

Dad: Last night I “dropped the Fritos”

by 3015610 March 12, 2020

fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

by Anti November 17, 2004

fritos

Unattractive jacked-up toes on ones feet. ie, corns, hang nails, rusty, crooked, crusty, ugly, deformed, missing, funky or stankin' toes, or some other type of negative toe issue.

Yeah, baby was fine and all, but when she asked me to suck them fucked-up fritos -- I had to get up outta there!

by HuskyMiller November 27, 2006